Vodka is gonna be my Valentine this year!
butchcrassidy: @jadawinehouse @sumanfuh...
escapedgoat: According to Twitter, women MUST: -Be willing to engage in ANY sexual activity at any time (after all, “What you won’t do, another woman will!”~Hoodrat proverb) -Be smart, but not too smart -Be ambitious, but keep them ambitions to yourself, dammit -Be funny, but not too funny -Be good in bed, but not too good or else he’ll think you’re a ho -Know how to be a gourmet chef -Be...
vixci: It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger. Wtf… How GENIUS. Lmfao.
Letting My Dog Lick My Private Part
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is letting my dog lick my private part. Whenever I look at my dog it makes me feel disgusted that I let her do that. And I hate that at one point I even liked it. [Female, 14] LMAOOO!!
simplyxd: youngbasedprincey: fuckyouflowers: Whoa. Her butt is really big. ……CLAUDEHAMMERCY. I bet you she’s in church every Sunday. There’s gotta be something living in there right? Some creature living in her booty that moves independently of her. Otherwise, I don’t understand.
Flint Flossy FTW!
Losing My V-Card on the Kitchen Floor
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is losing my V-Card to some guy I barely knew on his friend’s kitchen floor. He was 38, I was 18, and neither of us had any wits about us. I still don’t know his name, only that he went by Brazil. [Female, 19]
If you could reblog this,
Phylicia Barnes went missing two days ago. I don’t know all of the details because I don’t personally know her but one of my friends is really upset over it and any kind of help would be really appreciated. She lives around the Monroe/Charlotte NC area, but she has family in Atlanta, Georgia so she could really be anywhere. I always reblog these when they come up on my dash. Any decent...