January 2011
47 posts
Vodka is gonna be my Valentine this year!
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1/23/11
escapedgoat:
According to Twitter, women MUST:
-Be willing to engage in ANY sexual activity at any time (after all, “What you won’t do, another woman will!”~Hoodrat proverb)
-Be smart, but not too smart
-Be ambitious, but keep them ambitions to yourself, dammit
-Be funny, but not too funny
-Be good in bed, but not too good or else he’ll think you’re a ho
-Know how to be a gourmet chef
-Be...
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Alarm Pillow
vixci:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
Wtf… How GENIUS. Lmfao.
Letting My Dog Lick My Private Part
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting my dog lick my private part. Whenever I look at my dog it makes me feel disgusted that I let her do that. And I hate that at one point I even liked it.
[Female, 14]
LMAOOO!!
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fuckyouflowers:
Whoa. Her butt is really big.
……CLAUDEHAMMERCY.
I bet you she’s in church every Sunday.
There’s gotta be something living in there right? Some creature living in her booty that moves independently of her. Otherwise, I don’t understand.
Flint Flossy FTW!
steenfox:
#SmashBangFusion
Losing My V-Card on the Kitchen Floor
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is losing my V-Card to some guy I barely knew on his friend’s kitchen floor. He was 38, I was 18, and neither of us had any wits about us. I still don’t know his name, only that he went by Brazil.
[Female, 19]
If you could reblog this,
Phylicia Barnes went missing two days ago.
I don’t know all of the details because I don’t personally know her but one of my friends is really upset over it and any kind of help would be really appreciated.
She lives around the Monroe/Charlotte NC area, but she has family in Atlanta, Georgia so she could really be anywhere.
I always reblog these when they come up on my dash. Any decent...